slow down, grasshopper

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

The snow glows white on the mountain tonight not a footprint to be seen a kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the queen.The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I tried don’t let them in, don’t let them see be the good girl you always have to be. conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know. Well, now they k n o w!

"Seeing someone read a book you love is seeing a book recommend a person."
- Reddit user coolstoryreddit   (via alayne-stones)

Francis is totally turned on by his wifey.

mephilliavenus:

"We’re gonna get out of here." He held up a hand. "Hold up. I’m not sayin’ forever, and I’m not sayin’ we give up on our people. But we gotta find a spot of peace for a while. So we can breathe. Lots of things have changed, but some things are still the same. As they ever been. People have been living off the land since the time of cavemen. We, you and me, can go back to that. We can do that. If we got one another, ya see?"

She was smiling, it was a slow secret that she was sharing with him and only him. "Like Adam and Eve."

--"And This Is How The World Changes Us" by Zagzagael

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The e a r t h breaks, it falls and save your beat
I’d find myself swallowed, drowning in your h e a t

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

I will not cringe for them.

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